Joined on: September 16th, 2012
For five years now, sex toys have been my life. I have ogled, squeezed, and twiddled with so many that my mind has turned into a sex toy encyclopedia. On my blog, Hey Epiphora, I peddle relentlessly honest sex toy reviews — with a smattering of sex industry critique thrown in for good measure. My opinions are trusted; I’ve been interviewed for XBIZ Premiere magazine and quoted in Tristan Taormino’s book, The Secrets of Great G-Spot Orgasms and Female Ejaculation. I don’t believe that wishy-washy sex toy reviews benefit anyone, so you will never read a review of mine and question how I truly felt about the toy. You’ll also never see the terms “marital aid” or “battery-operated boyfriend” in my reviews, because euphemisms give me hives. I also pelt people with snark on Twitter, Tumblr, Facebook, and in my monthly newsletter.